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Woodborough 2012
The Video

Last month gave you the chance to see the film “The Woodborough Year 2003/2004”, and if you didn’t manage to see it you can still watch by clicking HERE .

With the success of the first video, another was made 9 years later. Covering a range of different subjects and friends (sadly, some no longer with us), it was called “Woodborough Revisited – 2012”, and you can see it HERE .

A couple of the many items included are shown below.

David Burgess carries the Olympic Torch

Floods on Main Street

Click above to watch our VIDEO REPORT

Just Sing! Woodborough Ladies Community Choir is BACK! 

Cheaper than Therapy!
It is true – we are proof! Singing is good for the soul!
Come and join us – we are always welcoming new members.
We have experienced choir members and complete beginners – no experience necessary.
Rehearsals start again on Tuesday 11th September – Prosecco will be served the first week!
7.30pm – 9.00pm at St Swithun’s Church, Woodborough
£4 per week

For more info, email or ring our choir leader, Cate Cadman

07717582507
Click the picture to watch our VIDEO REPORT

Men’s Darts
Players Wanted

We are looking for players to join the Nag’s Head team for the Wednesday evening team.

Please contact Steve Derry or Dave (manager) at the Nag’s Head.

To make you smile…

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days.

A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?”
The assistant asks, “Are you Irish?”

The man, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you
Something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

The assistant says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The man says, “Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Irish?”

The assistant replied, “Because you’re in Halfords.”

Forwarded by Andrew Ball